05/26/2009

Hiking and Hanging with Friends

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Do I want to go hiking bright and early on a Sunday morning? Umm, I’d rather sleep in and have a leisurely morning... but when do I ever get asked for a hike you know? The plan was to have a nice mellow climb up Mt. Kompira a few hours, break for a picnic lunch, and end up in the charming rural village of Ohara where we would check out an omatsuri (festival) happening. So we had visions of pita sandwiches and made some hummus from scratch the night before.
Our plans were a rough sketch to begin with. There was a lot of guesstimation goin on. I think this is the bridge where we park? At the bottom of the mountain, busted out the Xeroxed map. It somehow got wet in the backpack and was a tye-dyed tattered mess. The hiking route printed on the paper was basically a triangle with squiggly lines threading through it. But...onward on the trail. I think this is the trail? It’s kind of a trail? Oh well, Onward! And this is how it went. But the path got less and less obvious through the trees, the terrain got crumblier, slipperier, steeper. Onward! We’ll get there somehow… some of us said. We looked at the triangle with the squiggle, and assumed some things that led us to assume other things. We kept on until walking became more like tiptoeing and then rock-climbing. And how funny, how the situation was playing out like a movie. Here we are, many personalities with many opinions in the woods, map slowly disintegrating, no cellphone reception.

In the end, we turned back and decended down. We were hungry, and sat in a grassy clearing, and munched up some wholesome food. We took the main road to Ohara. The festival was cancelled due to fear of the pig flu.

If our goal was to stay according to plan: climb the mountain and watch a festival, we failed miserably. But actually our goal was to hang out with one another, share some food, get some exercise, and be outside in nature, and so: Mission Accomplished.
posted by NN COOL J at 18:56 | Rad

05/05/2009

Snake! and Stuff I'm Into Right Now

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It’s Golden weeeek! The morning was a bit overcast, but so refreshing. Windows and doors wide open. I was talking yang yang yang on the phone, when, in the reflection in the mirror, I saw something slithering. Slithering! I put my friend on hold to check out the slithering. It was a damn snake, no joke!! It was long! It was chilling on my fence. WTF!!????

Perrier is more than fitting on a warm day, with a nice glass and some mint or lime or a lemon.

What? Have you heard that new DOOM (all big letters but it ain’t no acronym) album? Ooooh!

That movie Burn After Reading is totally excellent, if you are at all into dark comedy and the Cohen Brothers. The acting! The camera angles! The irony!

One more day of vaca. Chillax and enjoy!



posted by NN COOL J at 21:00 | Everydayness

05/03/2009

Am I tripping?

One of the yoga teachers Y-sensei at the studio just went on vacation to Amsterdam. She brought back a whole bunch of these black gummy candies and left them on the counter for everyone to try.

And so I had one, and was like, hmmmm. It's weirdly... yummy.

Two weeks later, the same candies were still there, in the opened bag. I helped myself to another. Y-sensei told me, "You know what, please just take them! Noone likes them!" Why thank you.

Am I tripping? I brought them to the bar and fed them to the bartenders and other friends. Comment 1: Ugh!!! This is like the thing my chihuahua makes. Comment 2: GROSS!!! This is GROSS. Comment 3: Waaa! Smells like grandmas! Comment 4: I'm sure 99 percent of Japanese can't eat this.

Am I really tripping??? So... try to imagine this: it tastes like shio-kombu (salted sea kelp), 99% dark chocolate, molasses, soy-sauce, prunes, and licorice combined into a gummy black mass. YUMMMY!!!

I dunno. I just like to take them with me places and feed them to people and see what they say. Wanna try one? Holler at me.





posted by NN COOL J at 01:40 | Weirdness

Sheng Wang and the Hawk Attack

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My friend from the US came to visit. It was freezing cold a few days ago even though it should be spring, and we had the amazing idea to get some food and eat it by the river.

On Sheng's first visit here, he fell in love with two things: 24- hour fast-food udon aka Nakau and conbini butaman pork bun, which we like to call "Bun-B".

On this second visit, Sheng was coming from the greasy-heavy-food-land of the Phillippines as well as Taiwan: fried meat, fried springrolls, whole roasted pig, etc. So upon arrival in Japan, he had The 'Rrhea. The Diarrhea. After days of the bland food I pushed, Sheng finally felt ready for a hot combini Bun B!

We sat down on a nice bench by Kamogawa. He took one big bite and said, MMMMMMMMM! in that way that he does. And then, WHOOOOSH!! Attack from the back!! a hawk flew down, pushing a great force on the just -eaten bun in his hand. It was hurled to the ground, the meat scattering everywhere. Then another hawk, and another. WHOOOSH, WHOOSH! from the sky. OMG OMG OMG!!! Sheng was freaking out.

R.I.P hot combini bun.

Don't sleep on Sheng Wang, comedian extrodinnarie. Coming to a town near you (If you live in the USA)

posted by NN COOL J at 00:51 | Rad
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